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whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

(Source: captainlinetti)

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

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i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

confused-yet-amused:

sizvideos:

Burger King Proud Whopper - Video

I am so happy right now…I’m about to cry.

nevebianca:

Ushiko, a longtime Ghibli resident. 

killedmycatatemytailor:

This is my favourite photo in existence.

killedmycatatemytailor:

This is my favourite photo in existence.

mariah-in-the-sky-with-diamonds:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"The authentic Mexican restaurant didn’t have queso dip" "And they didn’t have chalupas" 1 star

mariah-in-the-sky-with-diamonds:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"The authentic Mexican restaurant didn’t have queso dip" "And they didn’t have chalupas" 1 star

celebraterainbows:

Lucky Charms brings the color into your mornings! Share how you are colorful using #LuckyToBe.

celebraterainbows:

Lucky Charms brings the color into your mornings! Share how you are colorful using #LuckyToBe.

fatbodypolitics:

sephlidszephyr:

ciaederlo:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

… Wait what… The last one… WHAT?!

Yeast. It’s called yeast.

Everything is made of CHEMICALS.

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by ihaveapencilcase.
Reblogged from deviantgrace, Posted by queermobile.

(Source: queermobile)

claphne:

send help

alanaisreading:

Recipe for guilt-free doughnuts.