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lameboob:

onlylolgifs:

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

what the fuck

Reblogged from heiids, Posted by naotakunn.
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

Reblogged from grumpy-human, Posted by ehyri.

(Source: ehyri)

Reblogged from amazingphil, Posted by jjjjjjjjjjohn.

(Source: jjjjjjjjjjohn)

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano?? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies???

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano?? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies???

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

digg:

Forget goat simulator. I AM BREAD  <—- full trailer

THIS BREAD IS RAD AF

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive, Posted by lizclimo.
lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by allthickwomen.
Reblogged from confused-yet-amused, Posted by swansoftest.
thatfunnyblog:

is this a bunny dressed up as corn or corn dressed up as a bunny

thatfunnyblog:

is this a bunny dressed up as corn or corn dressed up as a bunny

(Source: swansoftest)

disgustinghuman:

iwishihadafather:

iwishihadafather:

this is my favorite thing in the entire world i have a deep seeded emotional connection to this

i want to find someone that will love me like this person loves their lizard

This person’s whole channel makes me smile.

(Source: modestdemidov)